Politics are Scary: Campaign Halloween Costumes

By Phoebe Warren

Whether you are a Republican, a Democrat, or not an American citizen, one thing that we can all agree on is that picking out a Halloween costume can be difficult, especially if it’s last minute.  We have all had our fair share of terrible costumes but not this year! The Expat Elector is here to help you come up with a costume that will turn heads AND votes.

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You can buy this on Amazon right now. Go, you need it.

Texts from Hillary Clinton

What you will need:

  • A brightly colored pantsuit
  • Sensible heels
  • Dark sunglasses
  • Blackberry phone
  • A terrifying mask

Sad Bernie Sanders

What you will need:

  • A white wig
  • Suit from JC Penny’s
  • Wire rim glasses
  • A constant sense of the impending doom for all American people because of the oppressive system of capitalism we face day after day
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Photo courtesy of Yandy.com (http://www.yandy.com/Donna-T.-Rumpshaker-Costume.php)

Sexy Donald Trump

What you will need:

  • Donald J. Trump Signature Collection suit coat
  • Short-shorts
  • One of those horrible “Make America Great Again” baseball caps
  • Racism

Jeb Bush Logo

What you will need:

  • Honestly just write the word JEB! on a shirt and you’re good to go
tombstone
Poor guy…

Lincoln Chafee’s Campaign

  • RIP Chafee Campaign tombstone

With 373 days until the election,

Phoebe Warren

Phoebe Warren